Thursday, 13 February 2014

Are You a Winner Or A Loser?


Winners say, If it is to be, it is up to me. Losers say, I can’t help it.

Winners translate dreams into reality. Losers translate reality into dreams.

Winners empower. Losers control.

Winners say, Let’s find out. Losers say, Nobody knows.

Winners are part of the solution. Losers are part of the problem.

Winners are not afraid of losing. Losers are afraid of winning.

Winners work harder than losers. Losers are always too busy.

Winners say, I was wrong. Losers say, It was not my fault.

Winners want to. Losers have to.

Winners always make time. Losers often waste time.

Winners say, I’ll plan to do that. Losers say, I’ll try to do that.

Winners say, I’m good but not as good as I can be. Losers say, I’m not as bad as a lot of other
people.

Winners listen to what others say. Losers wait until it’s their turn to talk.

Winners catch others doing things right. Losers catch others doing things wrong.

Winners learn from others. Losers resent their colleagues.

Winners see opportunities. Losers see only the problems.

Winners do it. Losers talk about it.

Winners feel responsible for more than their jobs. Losers frequently state, I only work here.

Winners say, There ought to be a better way. Losers say, That’s the way it’s always been
done.

Winners celebrate others. Losers complain about others.

Winners are willing to pay the price. Losers expect it on a silver platter.

Winners always expect success. Losers always expect failure.

Who are you?

You Drank My Poison

A guy sat at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for about half an hour.

Then one big trouble-making bus driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and drank it all.

The poor man started crying.

The bus driver said; "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I can't just stand to see a man crying."

"No, it's not that.

This is the worst day of my life.

First, I woke up late, and when i got to the office. My boss, outraged, and fired me.

When I left the building, to go to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said they cant do anything.

I got a cab to return home, and when I alighted, I remember I left my wallet and ATM cards in the Taxi.

On getting home, my landlord gave me quit notice.

I left home and came to this bar.

And when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you showed up and drank my poison.

♥♡♥♡¤ JOY AKINLOLU #MCmatters♡♥♡♥

Old Calabar Woman

An old calabar woman boarded a bus to Lagos from calabar told d driver; "driver,if u reach Benin tell me o! "

The Driver nodded and then she shouted again"my children,una hear wetin I tell am? Everybody
responded YES MA.

On d long journey to Lagos,everybody slept off but this woman never blinked.

We never knew she doesn't know Benin. After several hours of driving and now close to Lagos with Benin about 4hrs behind, d poor woman then asked; driver,u never reach Benin?

Ooooh!! D driver exclaimed; madam Benin is like 4hrs behind us.

The woman started crying "take me back 2 Benin abeg I no wan wahala o!!!"

After all said, and considering d age of d woman it was agreed that d driver should turn back 2 Benin.

On getting 2 Benin,d driver came down,opened d door n told d woman she is in Benin.

D old woman simply opened her hand bag, brought out a satchet of panadol, removed 2 tablets n swallowed dem wit water.  She then smiled and said, my daughter talk say if I reach Benin make I take 2 tablets of panadol.

Oya make wey dey go Lagos.


Wonders Shall Never End!

This happened just this morning in Ibadan Zoo.

A lion woke up feeling rowdy. He went out
and cornered a small monkey and roared,

“Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”

The trembling monkey said, ”You are, mighty lion!”

Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”

The terrified deer stammered, ”Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!”

On a roll, the lion swaggered up to an
elephant and roared, “Who is mightiest of all
jungle animals?”

The elephant snatched up the lion with his
trunk, slammed him against a tree, stomped
on him and then ambled away.

The battered lion hollered after the elephant,

“Yeah!! mogbe!!, just because you know the answer, you don’t have to get so upset.”

Lesson; if you think you are better than everybody else, someone is lurking at the corner ready to sweep you off your feet.

So swallow your pride right now!